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America’s conga line now visible from space

Osama Update: Photographs taken by NASA’s Bx-440 space station confirmed today that the conga line of American’s celebrating Bin Laden’s death is now visible from space.

It’s world record!” enthuses Jack Egan, a medical student from Rockefeller University, who is credited with starting the line off in Times Square, New York.

We were just out with everyone else, partying about such an awesome and righteous kill – and then me and my buddy Mike started off a conga line and that was it: the most righteously awesome conga line ever.”

Within hours, the line of almost 7 million people holding each other’s hips and kicking one leg out at a time had spread to the city of Buffalo, 345 miles away.

Guinness World Record adjudicators were quick on the scene and by this morning the conga line of 6,775,776 people was officially confirmed as the longest ever recorded.

That makes it officially awesome,” says Egan. “And we ain’t stopping. There’s another conga line started up in LA and we are planning to conga across the country and meet in the middle – one great dancing belt of ‘fuck you Bin Laden!’ awesomeness.”