Women unite against men who ‘look up to check’
World News: Woman staged marches across the country today, part of a global protest against men who constantly look up to check their wives and girlfriends are having a good time while they perform cunnilingus.
The biggest demonstration was in York, where superstars Annie Lennox and Twiggy joined thousands of women in a march across the historic city.
“We call it Blinky Winky,” says the 60’s supermodel, “because it’s this pair of blinking eyes between your legs that are all full of concern and hope and yadda yadda yadda – frankly it puts us right off.”
Former Eurythmics singer Lennox bought along a special cake – a message, so she said, that men should just “shut up and eat it”.
The No More Blinky Winky campaign is just part of a larger movement, campaigning against what organizers describe as “all the nonsense men bring to the bedroom.”
A day of action against persistent ‘have you come yet?’ questions is to be held later in the month, while the ‘You Can Penetrate My Bum if I Can Penetrate Yours’ London to Brighton sponsored marathon is scheduled for August 6th.
