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Well that’s the funeral done … all Mavis had to do now was get through the tricky Reading of the Will with those Money Grabbing kids
Wendy blew her top, the audition for ‘Slim Jim and The Hep Cats’ was a waste of time.
John realised that the bear costume gave him a huge advantage when mugging strangers in the park…
Picture 5: Vera was so proud of winning Menstrual Mattress of the Month.
Nelly the elephant packed trunk,
and tried to escape from the circus
#29: All at once, the terrible realization came to him: Little Stanley was going to lose his first (and probably last) cock fight.
Pic #6. After Harold died, Muriel had to be prevented from masturbating herself into a frenzy.
Pic #12. It was her wedding night but Agatha didn’t want her new husband to see her hairy bear behind.
Pic #14. “Oh Worzel! What do you mean you can’t remember which is your shagging head?”