Swipe left/right

Celebrity News: Popular detective and children’s entertainer Rastamouse expressed outrage yesterday after being stopped by police while driving in London ‘for no reason at all.’

rastamouse pulled over by police for no reason

“Me cyaan believe it!” Mr Rastamouse, 27, told journalists, sucking his substantial rodent teeth. “Babylon dem raatid. Dis my car, everyting cook and curry, me na speedin’ or nuttin’, you get me – so wa’gwan?”

Mr. Rastamouse maintains that, having provided his driving licence, he was then asked to get out of the car so officers could search it for drugs. “I was pulled over because I-mouse is a Rastamouse. Dis is ‘arassment. Plain and simple.”

Police, however, deny that Rastamouse was stopped either because of his ethnicity or his beliefs.

He is, however, a children’s entertainer,” said Detective Inspector Carol Rogers, “and regrettably this does often suggest a history of recreational drug use. On top of that we would like to make clear that any police officer seeing a 5 foot 6 mouse driving a car is under obligation to investigate.”

Other members of Da Easy Crew have so far been unavailable for comment.

Next >>> Jeremy Kyle’s Big Society

Breaking News: 35 funny notes left at work that can only be described as "office shenanigans"

 

Trending Now

  1. News
    This cyclist’s response to being abused by a white van man will make you gasp
  2. Exclusive
    21 Seriously Strange Tripadvisor Reviews
  3. News
    Ex-Disney sculptor crowdfunds mass production of a naked Trump troll doll
  4. Popular
    If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world
  5. Pics
    Trump wants this photo of his dodgy tan removed from the internet. Please do not share.
« Swipe navigation »