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February 10, 2011

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24 thoughts on “Caption competition”

@jimmykonty on February 10, 2011 at 11:11 am said:

“No! I said don’t press the toilet release button until we’re over France!”
@NathanEvanOne on February 10, 2011 at 11:13 am said:

Jimbo Jet Set has one last crack of fame and gets German porn gig.
Buscemian on February 10, 2011 at 11:14 am said:

Free romantic boat ride with every flight booked.
Andrew (Comedyfish) on February 10, 2011 at 11:14 am said:

You’ve flooded the engine you div!
Aron Gamble on February 10, 2011 at 11:16 am said:

“Thankyou for flying with Easyjet, have a great flight – my name is Captain Blunkett…”
Ali Ray on February 10, 2011 at 11:19 am said:

“Would all passengers please note there is a £10 charge for water-wings. Thank-you.”
Neil Mawer on February 10, 2011 at 11:19 am said:

Ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived at our destination, it is plane sailing from here on in.
Andrew (Comedyfish) on February 10, 2011 at 11:28 am said:

Easy Jet Stream
Simon on February 10, 2011 at 11:28 am said:

Gordon Tracey forgets he’s no longer piloting Thunderbird 4.
Annie (@alienonline) on February 10, 2011 at 11:37 am said:

“You told me this would be ‘plane’sailing!,over”.
Annie (@alienonline) on February 10, 2011 at 11:40 am said:

“OK guys, Lets all have a singsong while we wait for help. Row Row Row your Boeing….”
fullMetalAnnie on February 10, 2011 at 11:41 am said:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad you didn’t fly RyanAir?
Marcus on February 10, 2011 at 11:46 am said:

Thank you for flying EasyWet, part of a re-floated Laker Airways.
Timbo on February 10, 2011 at 11:47 am said:

Easyjet: no-one flies you closer to the beach
Ali Ray on February 10, 2011 at 11:50 am said:

NO! When I said ‘bring me a bucket’ I didn’t mean our most promiscuous flight attendant!
Juniper on February 10, 2011 at 12:10 pm said:

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. Todays in flight entertainment will be the movie Titanic, with the added extra of actual water to make the experience all the more real.We advise that you wear your scuba diving gear at all times in case of drowning. Thank you for flying Easy Jet.
Dodgy Darryn on February 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm said:

Finally, a direct flight to Venice!
Jo on February 10, 2011 at 12:25 pm said:

Dam busters!
Beck on February 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm said:

Now for some water boarding, er…
jenniferjames on February 10, 2011 at 3:32 pm said:

“Who flushed the fucking toilet before we took off?”
@alienonline on February 10, 2011 at 11:22 pm said:

“I’m afraid Ladies and Gentlemen, that your tickets clearly state ‘Stranded Class’. Perhaps if you’d booked ‘First Class’ we’d have made more of an effort to ensure that you reached your destination safely and on time”.
@alienonline on February 10, 2011 at 11:32 pm said:

NotSoEasyJet.Com
ithink on May 16, 2011 at 6:53 pm said:

”What did I say about jumping in muddy puddles?”
IntoTrance on April 28, 2012 at 6:55 pm said:

Flood Plane.