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Office Romance Special: Embarking on an office romance can be a minefield of confusion, red tape, distraction, and mess in the stationary cupboard. Corporate romance can be a thrill for all concerned, but with it comes dangers and the risk of every single one of your colleagues being given a highly detailed description of your genitalia that will haunt them forever.

Experts reckon that 70% of relationships are formed in the workplace, a statistic that concerned McDonalds so much that they plan to introduce mandatory chemical castration for all employees worldwide by 2012.

It’s a plan that many other companies are seriously considering, so chances are 2011 will be the last chance you’ll have for a guilty, hurried fumble with a lusty accountant on a photocopier.

Thankfully we’ve constructed this handy flow chart using graphics and logic to help you decide if you should embark on a torrid work-based fling, or simply be content with sitting at your desk, looking out of the window and wondering what your colleagues look like if they picked up that biro naked.

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