BNP relocates to India in bid to cut costs

World News: The British National Party, in disarray after heavy defeats at both Barking and Oldham bi-elections, is moving to India in a bid to ‘consolidate its internal structure’ and ‘reorganise its finances’.

Rumours of impending bankruptcy have dogged the party since last summer, with voices on the left cooing over reports of HMRC bank appointing liquidators and the party itself being forced into receivership.

“Well not any longer,” announced an upbeat Nick Griffin this morning as he and other party officials opened the BNP’s new office in the muslim Jamia Nagar district of Dehli.

“Indian banks are prepared to extend us an overdraft, which British banks won’t do. That fact, plus rock-bottom overheads mean that our party is now enjoying the best financial health in years.”

“Furthermore, the BNP’s internet presence can only be strengthened by the wealth of cheap, highly educated programmers and technical support staff available here.”

“The BNP will always campaign against immigration,” Griffin continued to an audience of journalists and rickshaw drivers, “and will never give up the fight to keep Britain white. If India is the best place to do that, then so be it.”