Best 50 Geek chat-up lines

So here they are! The 50 best geek chat-up lines from our Twitter challenge – big thanks to everyone who joined in. Geek lotharios of the world – here’s your ammunition…

My name’s Microsoft… Can I crash at your place tonight?
@tillinghast

“Is that the BlackBerry Pearl 3G 9105 Black with BlueTooth in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
@jimmykonty

Hey baby, I’d love to see your MAC address on my subnet.
@RandomVitriol

I’ve seen you somewhere before. Haven’t we met in Second Life?
@FullMetalAnnie

Tonight’s the night when 10 become 1
@jakeyapp

I think my heart just lagged
@the_flot

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, no girl in the world > you
@RandomVitriol

Get your coat love, I just checked the weather on my Iphone 4 and its a bit cold
@littlejason

Hey baby I bet you Excel between the spreadsheet
@FullMetalAnnie

Add me and I’ll poke you later
@KaratePam

You’re so beautiful, better than any jpeg or png Ive ever seen
@RobWeatherhead

Hey, are you a neutrino? Because there’s no charge for your next drink
@awakeagain

Get your coat, your coming 127.0.0.1 with me
@colacab

Id like to surround you in a secure firewall and protect you forever
@RobWeatherhead

Your eyes are like organs that detect light, and convert it to electro-chemical impulses in neurons
@Paul_Rangecroft

If I FlickR your YOUTUBE, will you Twitter my Yahoo?
@KaratePam

You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?
@KaratePam

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who can read binary and those who can’t
@Will_Woodward

As a cartoon you’d definitely run a close second with Leila from Futurama
@ThisLeeNoble

Hi gorgeous, you remind me of my motherboard, want to grab a byte?
@djhal

I’ve been reading your email for a while now and notice you’re newly single, can I interest you in a rebound shag?
@RandomVitriol

Nice apps!
@alienonline

Any chance of your expansion slot accepting a plug-in?
@FullMetalAnnie

Shall we go for a SQL love, I’ve got a bit more to download before I log off.
@drbizzarro

Oops, that’s never happened to me before. Abort, Resume or Try Again?
@srafferty73

Are you a thief? You’ve illegally downloaded my heart.
@tbwatchmaker

You’re so hot I’m going to need a better cooling fan.
@tbwatchmaker

You turn my software to hardware.
@tbwatchmaker

You’re as sweet as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
@adam_stevens

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running virus checks through my dreams all night
@wadey44

You had me at Halo
@wadey44

Would you like to shutdown, hibernate or sleep together?
@tbwatchmaker

If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. #geekchatuplines
via @badgernyte

Beam me up and I’ll inject my warp core into your plasma manifold
@SparkesJ

I’d like to establish a peer to peer connection with your open port
@mothmun

Hi, I’m Mark Zuckerberg
@wadey44

You’re so hot you denature my enzymes
@TeddyEastoe

Grab your collector’s edition Imperial Stormtrooper costume, you’ve pulled
@moc_moc_a_moc

Hi, I’m from the future, and our wedding was amazing
@wendelabra

If I plugged my 3.5mm lead into your headphone port we could make sweet music..
@tbwatchmaker

The more I see you, the more I like you. We should test if, just this once, correlation proves causation
@Buscemian

Roses are red, violets are blue, you overclock, my CPU.
@RBFesquire

You remind me of the woman who appears at 6mins 20secs in the seventh episode of Deep Space Nine season 2.
@davefinchett

I’m 26, and you’re 24 and 22. A number is divisible by 3 if the sum of its digits is divisible by 3. Let’s factor.
@Buscemian

You’re like pressing F5…Refreshing.
@AddMannIW

Did it hurt when you fell from Proxima Centauri?
@fletcherchriss

How can I know a hundred digits of Pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
@mickemoomoo

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from the stars, at a constant velocity of 10m/s?
@vinharris

SIN with me honey COS I like your TAN and want to put my LOG in your π.
@RandomVitriol

I wish I was an integral so I could lie under your curves.
@unclepsychosis

Nice IP address, it would look great on my bedroom floor.

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