So here they are! The 50 best geek chat-up lines from our Twitter challenge – big thanks to everyone who joined in. Geek lotharios of the world – here’s your ammunition…
My name’s Microsoft… Can I crash at your place tonight?
“Is that the BlackBerry Pearl 3G 9105 Black with BlueTooth in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Hey baby, I’d love to see your MAC address on my subnet.
I’ve seen you somewhere before. Haven’t we met in Second Life?
Tonight’s the night when 10 become 1
I think my heart just lagged
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, no girl in the world > you
Get your coat love, I just checked the weather on my Iphone 4 and its a bit cold
Hey baby I bet you Excel between the spreadsheet
Add me and I’ll poke you later
You’re so beautiful, better than any jpeg or png Ive ever seen
Hey, are you a neutrino? Because there’s no charge for your next drink
Get your coat, your coming 127.0.0.1 with me
Id like to surround you in a secure firewall and protect you forever
Your eyes are like organs that detect light, and convert it to electro-chemical impulses in neurons
If I FlickR your YOUTUBE, will you Twitter my Yahoo?
You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who can read binary and those who can’t
As a cartoon you’d definitely run a close second with Leila from Futurama
Hi gorgeous, you remind me of my motherboard, want to grab a byte?
I’ve been reading your email for a while now and notice you’re newly single, can I interest you in a rebound shag?
Any chance of your expansion slot accepting a plug-in?
Shall we go for a SQL love, I’ve got a bit more to download before I log off.
Oops, that’s never happened to me before. Abort, Resume or Try Again?
Are you a thief? You’ve illegally downloaded my heart.
You’re so hot I’m going to need a better cooling fan.
You turn my software to hardware.
You’re as sweet as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running virus checks through my dreams all night
You had me at Halo
Would you like to shutdown, hibernate or sleep together?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. #geekchatuplines
Beam me up and I’ll inject my warp core into your plasma manifold
I’d like to establish a peer to peer connection with your open port
Hi, I’m Mark Zuckerberg
You’re so hot you denature my enzymes
Grab your collector’s edition Imperial Stormtrooper costume, you’ve pulled
Hi, I’m from the future, and our wedding was amazing
If I plugged my 3.5mm lead into your headphone port we could make sweet music..
The more I see you, the more I like you. We should test if, just this once, correlation proves causation
Roses are red, violets are blue, you overclock, my CPU.
You remind me of the woman who appears at 6mins 20secs in the seventh episode of Deep Space Nine season 2.
I’m 26, and you’re 24 and 22. A number is divisible by 3 if the sum of its digits is divisible by 3. Let’s factor.
You’re like pressing F5…Refreshing.
Did it hurt when you fell from Proxima Centauri?
How can I know a hundred digits of Pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from the stars, at a constant velocity of 10m/s?
SIN with me honey COS I like your TAN and want to put my LOG in your π.
I wish I was an integral so I could lie under your curves.
Nice IP address, it would look great on my bedroom floor.
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