ROYAL NEWS: Amidst a flurry of flashbulbs, Prince William and his partner Kate Middleton continue to face a media storm today as journalists and broadcasters leap into action after months of speculation about their engagement.
However, despite repeated questions by journalist about every aspect of their lives together, neither one would be drawn on details of their sex life.
“We are both very, very happy,” said William as he clasped his fiancée to his side for their photo shoot, “and we cannot wait to be married next year.”
But he dismissed suggestions from ITV’s Tom Bradbury during their first TV interview that they had’ strayed too far’ from the traditional sexual positions at this stage of their relationship. “We are both very much in love and we want to spend as much time together as possible” said Kate.
Though happy to talk about how he proposed to Kate while on holiday in Kenya, William refused to answer Bradbury over speculation that they must have tried oral before that time. “I went down on one knee,” quipped William, “but that was all!”
As to whether they had used role-play, light bondage or even sex-toys, Kate explained that being the soon-to-be wife of a member of the Royal Family meant that some things would have to be “left behind”. When pressed by Bradbury as to whether that was a reference to anal sex, she blushed visibly, leaving William to draw the interview to a close.
Both the Queen and Prince Charles have sent their congratulations from Clarence House, and both Princes Edward and Harry have recommended a number of BDSM websites for William and Kate to try before they go the whole hog and buy all the restraints and what-have-you.
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