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GEORGE OSBORNE 'ASHAMED' OF FATHER OZZY

He has sued newspapers, walked out of interviews and dodged countless questions, but the Chancellor broke his silence last night admitting, ‘Yes, Ozzy is my father, and yes, he embarrasses me’.

Professional rocker Ozzy Osborne – who’s other children Jack and Kelly have shown no such reticence in profiting from their father’s notoriety – was unavailable for comment.

A spokesperson for the Black Sabbath frontman said he was ‘disappointed’ but ‘understood’.

George Osborne’s comments came in a rare interview with TV’s ringmaster of misery, Jeremy Kyle.

“He just kept pushing him and pushing him,” said Conservative Party spokesperson Tristram Underchild, “waving that paternity test in his face. Finally George just broke. It was a disgusting spectacle.”

Visibly fighting back the tears, the Chancellor gasped, “OK, yes, Jeremy, it is true – Ozzy is my father and his lavish spending programme embarrasses me. Not to mention the hair. And the drugs. And that column in The Sunday Times.”

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