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‘The Wire’ Monopoly Game

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Monopoly, the iconic board game that for decades has instilled the values of aggressive capitalism into the young, joined forces today with the hit TV show ‘The Wire’.

The Wire is all about corners,” says Hasbro spokesperson Jane McDougall, “and the Monopoly board is all about corners. It was a natural fit.”

Based around the journey a young gangster might take through the fictionalised Baltimore of the show, players move from corner to stoop, past institutions featured in successive series like the school system and the stevedores union, acquiring real estate, money and power before ending up at the waterfront developments and City Hall itself.

Where the original game has ‘Community Chest’ and ‘Chance’,” McDougall continues, “we have ‘Re-up’ and ‘The Game’ which reflects the chance element of life on the streets. If you draw a ‘The Game’ card you might for instance get ‘Prop Joe calls a meet – go straight to Collington Square’ or ‘Drive-By! You get shot. Miss a go’ or even ‘Chris and Snoop are looking for you! Hide! Miss 2 goes.’”

We hope The Wire Monopoly game will go down well not just with fans of the show, but everyone who secretly wishes to be a poor violent black drug dealer from America.”

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46 Responses to " ‘The Wire’ Monopoly Game "

  1. [...] x WIRE Fans Stand Up! I gotta get this as soon as it drops! My Name is My Name- Marlo This entry was posted in Randomation. Bookmark the [...]

  2. Alex Tanner says:

    GENIUS!!! Are the playing pieces different too? Pitbull for scottie dog, SUV for sportscar, baseball cap for top hat. Kind of stuck for flat iron, but a used condom would kind of work.

  3. Ju says:

    This reminds me of ‘Ghetopoly’ that I bought for my brother for Christmas about 5 years ago. Due to Monopoly lawsuit threats it was literally being pulled from the shelves as I raced across London trying to buy a copy. Chance cards were great – “Your crack whore steals $100 from a John’s wallet – go collect”

  4. Sas says:

    Does anybody know where can I bought it?
    Thank you!

  5. [...] A satirical article at thepoke.co.uk purports that Hasbro, the toy and game company, has joined forces with Mr. Simon’s series about the wide-reaching tentacles of drugs and corruption in urban Baltimore. [...]

  6. Jeff says:

    Please tell me this is going to be for sale

  7. [...] U.K. site The Poke (think the Onion with a pint and a British accent) has created its own (imaginary, sadly) version of Monopoly, based on The Wire. [...]

  8. [...] it’s not real. Yet. Go here for the full made-up [...]

  9. [...] in a silent feverish excitement, I almost wrote a petition to Hasbro to get a The Wire edition of Monopoly made in time for Christmas. Ridiculous, I know. They’d never do it in time. I could make it [...]

  10. [...] ‘The Wire’ Monopoly Game | The Poke:. [...]

  11. “[...] through the fictionalised Baltimore of the show, [...]”

    Not that fictionalised, actually. Pretty on-point with reality in Baltimore.

  12. [...] version? Well, now it exists (at least, in the form of an internet meme), courtesy of UK site The Poke. (Click over to their site for a larger view.) Their Wire-themed game features some syringes, [...]

  13. [...] 02. ‘The Wire’ Monopoly game (above) “The Wire is all about corners,” says Hasbro spokesperson Jane McDougall, “and the Monopoly board is all about corners. It was a natural fit.” (kottke>poke) [...]

  14. [...] Mull it over a bit & then think about this bit of satire from The Poke: [...]

  15. keepin it real in bmore baby
    make it happen Hasbro

  16. [...] You had me at Wire Monopoly. [...]

  17. [...] ‘The Wire’ Monopoly Game | The Poke: “We hope The Wire Monopoly game will go down well not just with fans of the show, but everyone who secretly wishes to be a poor violent black drug dealer from America.” [...]

  18. [...] smell somebody getting offended.  Anyhow, this isn’t real but UK website ThePoke shared their vision of what a Monopoly game inspired by the popular HBO series about drugs and [...]

  19. ZFarls says:

    Wow, cool idea! Love the wire, play card should be you worked with bubbles pushing a shopping cart, collect 10 dollars

  20. Patrick says:

    If this was smarter, instead of stoop stoop stoop stoop, players would work their way up from stoops and corners up into main street, city hall, wall street, etc. Just as stringer bell tried, to where the real players/criminals were…

  21. [...] The Poke website has created a version of the board game based on the top TV show The Wire. [...]

  22. [...] a monopoly-variant was set in Baltimore, and not the choicest parts of the city. [...]

  23. [...] the poke Incorrect source or offensive?tv, fake, cool, game, shoop, the wire, [...]

  24. [...] Shared ‘The Wire’ Monopoly Game | The Poke:. [...]

  25. [...] a version of Monopoly — complete with a fully-imagined and –illustrated fake gameboard — branded on the beloved HBO series The Wire: “The Wire is all about corners,” says Hasbro spokesperson Jane McDougall, “and the Monopoly [...]

  26. [...] The Wire' Monopoly Game | The Poke: (tags: games tv game thewire the_wire monopoly) [...]

  27. [...] A Wire-themed version of Monopoly features some syringes, lots of stoops, some classic Monopoly jails and, of course, some more landmarks from the show.  more… [...]

  28. [...] embargo, los chicos de la web de ThePoke han pensado que Monopoly aún puede dar más de sí y por ello han decidido crear una versión [...]

  29. Nirav Sheth says:

    There is one piece on the board that is wrong. Not sure if anyone chose to look too far into it, but the 5th space on the right side of the board is switched backwards. The Game should be in the 6th space while the Baltimore Sun should be in the 5th space.

  30. Heffemon says:

    Great! But needs more Omar squares. It’s all in the game, yo.

  31. [...] For one’s “inner capitalist”… From The Poke: [...]

  32. Wow. Thought you might like to see the full boardgame set that I was asked to produce for a friend’s birthday a little while ago…
    http://www.internationalridicule.co.uk/gallery_the_wire.html

    You can see all the other one-offs/Limited run boards that I’ve designed over the years there too….

  33. [...] I wish this were true. From The Poke: Monopoly, the iconic board game that for decades has instilled the values of aggressive capitalism [...]

  34. [...] Two games that are, indeed, all about corners — Monopoly and The Wire — together at last. [...]

  35. [...] so desperately want this version of Monopoly, based on The Wire, to be real. Please make it real. I will buy [...]

  36. [...] Se volete farmi un regalo, la Hasbro ha creato una versione di Monopoli dedicata a The Wire (che è, per chi fosse così stolto da non conoscerla, più o meno la più bella serie tv di tutti i tempi). It's all about the corners, motherfucker. (via) [...]

  37. xris says:

    Someone. Anyone. Make this game real. Go. I’ll wait.

  38. [...] The Wire Monopoly? Sometimes parody edges up right up against the things we wish were real. [via] [...]

  39. [...] I can’t believe I linked this before Dwight. Sadly, it appears to be a parody. [...]

  40. [...] 15. The Wire Monopoly Game [...]

  41. I gotta get Wire Monopoly as soon as it drops!

  42. Josh Randall says:

    I always figured The Wire chess set would be incredible…

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